If you are here to spam, go to post 3
If you are here to be an attention whore, go to post 19
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Well, as I sit here typing on my laptop, drinking a caramel frappaccino, I can't help but feel like a douche. Im not in a Starbucks right now, I'm in my room, but still.

Starbucks is full of douches and prep girls, and the drinks cost too much, and all the attention has definitely gone to their head, but It sure is gewd! :D

Remember, I have new music, so check it out.

if you are here to spam, go to post 3
if you are here to whore yourself in my sig, go to the previous post.

New Music!!!
Listen, enjoy, vote, REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW!

- - MonkeyV's Attention Whoring Portal - -
- - - Official update #2 - - -

I know how much of an attention whore you are, so here's the deal:
If you would like me to put your username in my Newgrounds BBS forum signature, I'll do it for a week.
All you gotta do is comment right here in the news post. If you want me to add a little comment with it, just specify what you want it to say. If you can't think of anything, simply tell me to write my own or just put your name.

NOTICE:
You may do it multiple times, but only after a reasonable amount of weeks.

DISCLAIMER:
If you sign up right now, it will take a few months until your name is actually in my signature. Find the name that is currently in my sig, go down to your name while counting all the names along the way, divide that number by four, and that is the amount of months you will have to wait. If you have a better system for doing this, PLEASE send me a PM with your suggestion.

HELP THE CAUSE!
My signature is not enough publicity!!!
If you would like to help out the hundreds of unnoticed whores out there on the BBS along with me, then you could do one (or more) of several things:
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1 - Post a link to this page in your sig
2 - Make your own userpage post like this one
3 - Post the names in this list or your own in your signature
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Hell, we could even synchronize so that whoever the weekly whore is could get double the attention that they crave so badly. Make sure to send me a PM so we can do this properly.

List of attention whores: (More being added each day! :D)

1. SuperLulzords
2. jamesb1995
3. PinkFoydZeppelin
4. ngfan14
5. Oxymaniac
6. the1stguy1
7. Cool990
8. mwmike
9. Thimbles
10. jbown345
11. ArykSB
12. Lizzardis
13. shityhead
14. gekko007
15. sockMyDink (formerly known as HerpesHank)
16. Renandchi2
17. Vociferousmime
18. Armerad
19. Ruxxy
20. kingofbuttons
21. Ninva
22. SadisticMonkey
23. lunardragon96
24. LordHayden
25. --This Week: NimbleElephant --
26. dag10
27. nymphoid
28. AmazingTheNinja
29. Thimbles (2nd time)
30. mwmike (2nd time)
31. 546871
32. WeHaveFreshCookies
33. reviewer2
34. Lizzardis (2nd time)
35. RedStripedd
36. PinkFoydZeppelin + TheSilverGuitar
37. BlazingIce
38. joabos
39. Thegluestickman
40. AnonymousAlchemist
41. MrNiceGuy
42. Soldierofhentai21
43. shadowslayer1313
44. FluffyKitteh
45. Sysko

MonkeyV's Attention Whoring Portal is a free, reliable way to be a big fat attention whore. Most importantly, we don't have to deal with your attention-grabbing shit on the BBS.

FAQ:
Q: Is this just a more complicated way of attention-whoring yourself?
A: Well yeah

If you like the picture below, make sure to visit The Nefarious Blog, formerly known as Skinneyjacks.

**IF YOU WANNA SPAM, GO TO POST THREE! I CAN'T HANDLE THE LAG ON EVERY PAGE!!!**

yay im back

Solve the system of equations:

internet = fixed
internet < good
MonkeyV + internet = __

doo-N summ aljabru

I'm writing from a friend's computer to tell you that I no longer have my internet.

I'll start posting on the BBS again when i get it back.

Aight, i got one played on my guitar and the other was on the guitar, but i messed around with the file and something messed it up, but it sounds ok anyhow. its ambient.

update: just uploaded another song

meh, you dont care.

... or do you?

THis post has become irrelevant and thus has been wiped from the system.

im not going to have the internet for much longer, and i dont know when ill get it back, but i can expect to have it gone by October 6th, maybe sooner, but maybe a little later.

sorry alcohol1, i probably wont have that song uploaded any time soon because of this, unless i can get FL to work soon.

*UPDATE*: we might not lose our internet after all, but there is still a risk.