- - MonkeyV's Attention Whoring Portal - -
- - - Official update #2 - - -

I know how much of an attention whore you are, so here's the deal:
If you would like me to put your username in my Newgrounds BBS forum signature, I'll do it for a week.
All you gotta do is comment right here in the news post. If you want me to add a little comment with it, just specify what you want it to say. If you can't think of anything, simply tell me to write my own or just put your name.

NOTICE:
You may do it multiple times, but only after a reasonable amount of weeks.

DISCLAIMER:
If you sign up right now, it will take a few months until your name is actually in my signature. Find the name that is currently in my sig, go down to your name while counting all the names along the way, divide that number by four, and that is the amount of months you will have to wait. If you have a better system for doing this, PLEASE send me a PM with your suggestion.

HELP THE CAUSE!
My signature is not enough publicity!!!
If you would like to help out the hundreds of unnoticed whores out there on the BBS along with me, then you could do one (or more) of several things:
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1 - Post a link to this page in your sig
2 - Make your own userpage post like this one
3 - Post the names in this list or your own in your signature
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Hell, we could even synchronize so that whoever the weekly whore is could get double the attention that they crave so badly. Make sure to send me a PM so we can do this properly.

List of attention whores: (More being added each day! :D)

1. SuperLulzords
2. jamesb1995
3. PinkFoydZeppelin
4. ngfan14
5. Oxymaniac
6. the1stguy1
7. Cool990
8. mwmike
9. Thimbles
10. jbown345
11. ArykSB
12. Lizzardis
13. shityhead
14. gekko007
15. sockMyDink (formerly known as HerpesHank)
16. Renandchi2
17. Vociferousmime
18. Armerad
19. Ruxxy
20. kingofbuttons
21. Ninva
22. SadisticMonkey
23. lunardragon96
24. LordHayden
25. --This Week: NimbleElephant --
26. dag10
27. nymphoid
28. AmazingTheNinja
29. Thimbles (2nd time)
30. mwmike (2nd time)
31. 546871
32. WeHaveFreshCookies
33. reviewer2
34. Lizzardis (2nd time)
35. RedStripedd
36. PinkFoydZeppelin + TheSilverGuitar
37. BlazingIce
38. joabos
39. Thegluestickman
40. AnonymousAlchemist
41. MrNiceGuy
42. Soldierofhentai21
43. shadowslayer1313
44. FluffyKitteh
45. Sysko

MonkeyV's Attention Whoring Portal is a free, reliable way to be a big fat attention whore. Most importantly, we don't have to deal with your attention-grabbing shit on the BBS.

FAQ:
Q: Is this just a more complicated way of attention-whoring yourself?
A: Well yeah

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