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Posted by MonkeyV - December 21st, 2009


aaaaaaaaaaa


Posted by MonkeyV - December 18th, 2009


Wow, first news post in a long time, but it's time for a change. Subject matter of this here poem is pretty obvious, so let me just say that I am not the narrator and it is not about anybody in particular. Tell me what you think.

Through Window-Glare
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
She leaves home at 5:20
and returns at 3:15.
We've never met,
but I know a lot about her;
she's the most amazing girl
I've ever seen.

I've seen her getting on the bus,
heading into school,
and going home at the end of class.

And she still looks divine
from such a distance away,
but holding her is what I think about
every minute of every day.

I've seen her walking through the streets,
walking through the store,
and walking home at the end of the day.

And she still looks amazing
through the crowd and the trees,
but to look is not enough
to rid me of this disease.

She gets to school at 7,
and gets out at 2 o' clock.
We have something special;
a relationship of sorts.
I've known her for months,
though we've yet to talk.

I've seen her in the kitchen,
walking through her halls,
and all alone inside her room.

And she's still so perfect
through window-glare,
but I want to hold those hands
and smell that hair.

I've seen her waking in the morning,
getting dressed to go to school,
and falling asleep at night.

And she's still such an angel,
even through walls to keep us apart,
but observation's not enough
to remove this pain from my heart.

So tomorrow when she gets home,
we'll meet on her steps at 3:15.
And I'll be nice
and get myself in.
I'll be the happiest guy
she's never seen.


Posted by MonkeyV - May 3rd, 2009


I didn't even know they were making these, but now that they are being sold, I see no reason not to go out and buy them.

...Did you guys know about this?


Posted by MonkeyV - April 27th, 2009


If you have a skype, send a friends request to m0nkeyv.
If I am on, then I will add you to my already started conversation (text) and we can kreep my friends out together. (we can do voice if you want I guess...)

If for some reason I have to leave really soon (I might) then I will get back to you later.

^_^ SKYPE PARTY GO


Posted by MonkeyV - April 18th, 2009


This link:

a href="javascript:NewsPosts.GetPost(293 726).ToggleCommentWindow();">TRY ME!</a

cannot enter javascript links ;(

copy this into your url:

javascript:NewsPosts.GetPost(299988).T oggleCommentWindow();
Note: There is a space inputted automatically into the URL right after the "T". Remove or it won't work.


Posted by MonkeyV - April 6th, 2009


A (segment of a) Skype conversation between me (Vanslashington) and my friends.

[10:49 PM] Vanslashington: *Watches Madness*
talk to me in seperate convo if you really need me.
Happy Lion King, Natasha.
[10:49 PM] Tasha Sveta: :D!
[10:49 PM] Tasha Sveta: WAIT
[10:49 PM] Tasha Sveta: UNHAPPY
I'M AT MUFASA DIES SCENE
[10:50 PM] Fusspot: nooooooo
[10:50 PM] Vanslashington: D:
[10:50 PM] Vanslashington: Don't be upset, death is just part of...
[10:50 PM] Tasha Sveta: ...
[10:50 PM] Vanslashington: THE CIIIIRRRCLE OF LIIIIIIIIIFE
[10:50 PM] Tasha Sveta: it traumatized me as a child
[10:51 PM] Vanslashington: Strange non-Tv-Aired children's muppet shows on VHS traumatized me as a child.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to watch faceless men kill eachother for no apparent reason.


Posted by MonkeyV - March 30th, 2009


I played the guitar in this "song," so check it out OR ELSE.

It's more of a "radio" commercial for a school play that my friend (Sean (Diggmann / Buutts) Diggins (the voice actor)) is going to be in.

The play is called "'Til Death do us Part," and the song is named as such.

The song was submitted by The-Sellouts. This is a joke that Sean and I have had going for a while. Basically we though of a band that would blatantly only care about money, and would write songs only dedicated to product placement.

Well enjoy. I hope you get a couple laughs out of it.


Posted by MonkeyV - March 2nd, 2009


GGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK YEAH!


Posted by MonkeyV - February 17th, 2009


You can see them both right here. Very top.
Godspeed.


Posted by MonkeyV - February 17th, 2009


Today I was banned by Poozy for the first time. Not to say I haven't been banned by other people.

On Saturday, I will have had an account for two years, and this is the first time I have ever been banned by EyeLovePoozy.

It just goes to show that anybody who is complaining about the mods being overly strict is a moron.